my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret

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jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

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ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

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michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

(via mymysteriousbluebox)

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

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